Sunday, October 12, 2008

the Klingons are evacuating Saturn


They roared to the shore.
They amused us with their costumes of black leather and fringe.
They hurt our ears and they terrified our dogs.
The scowled at us.
They left our streets and parking lots strewn with beer cans and bottles.
(Mercifully, our beaches were spared; Klingons are not beach people.)
And now they are roaring back to wherever they came from.

The best thing I could think to say about them is - Hurray for the businesses that got a piece of the action. I know they needed a good weekend and I hope it surpassed expectations.
The second best thing I could think to say about the Klingon Invasion is - Thank goodness it’s only three days.

DaHjaj 'oH QaQ jaj!


1 Comments:

Blogger Sam said...

Love it, 'Cinda, that was pretty funny. About three of them tried to fall on me last night at the Wanna, I was starting to get nervous! Why are those Klingons so big and fat?

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