I really really dislike Valentines Day. Even way back when once upon a time long ago when I kinda felt like I was in love with some guy, VD was generally a tense, demanding day that was almost always a disappointment to everyone concerned. Bah humbug.
This year I have been preemptively mitigating the pain by creating "sandy hearts" (a calorie-free alternative to candy hearts)
in my lovely back yard. Trying real hard to feel the love. I've been enjoying the process, but I find myself very tempted to make mean, cynical statements with them and am having a hard time restraining myself.
So. In an effort to get the bile out of my system, I have created a series of "anti hearts" that I will now start tossing out into the internets. Feel free to steal: I've learned that my heart is just not worth all that much on the open market.
|not "too hot", not "too cool"|
|I used to be "Mad 4 You" but now I'm just mad|
|Once upon a time I wanted you to Be Mine but that was then|
|(X as in "Former")|
|"Sweet Pea?" I think not|
|I used to heart U; Now I just stomach U.|