I really really dislike Valentines Day. Even way back when once upon a time long ago when I kinda felt like I was in love with some guy, VD was generally a tense, demanding day that was almost always a disappointment to everyone concerned. Bah humbug.
This year I have been preemptively mitigating the pain by creating
"sandy hearts" (a calorie-free alternative to candy hearts) in my lovely back yard. Trying real hard to feel the love. I've been enjoying the process, but I find myself very tempted to make mean, cynical statements with them and am having a hard time restraining myself.
So. In an effort to get the bile out of my system, I have created a series of "anti hearts" that I will now start tossing out into the internets. Feel free to steal: I've learned that my heart is just not worth all that much on the open market.
![](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-txtfVXAkfcM/Tybzgd_RYrI/AAAAAAAAAEg/OlZ9G4qzhhQ/s1600/lukewarm.jpg) |
not "too hot", not "too cool" |
![](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-wHIn19qoE7o/TybzgW8dfmI/AAAAAAAAAEo/6QqcOFf3ZAM/s1600/madatyou.jpg) |
I used to be "Mad 4 You" but now I'm just mad |
![](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-RMnuPVY-M_Q/Tyb0Emy4EKI/AAAAAAAAAFA/Qpr68RkLRT0/s1600/BE.jpg) |
Once upon a time I wanted you to Be Mine but that was then |
![](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-PxAcMxmaOkk/TybzhJvcpUI/AAAAAAAAAE4/l12LMYWAAHM/s1600/xsoulmate.jpg) |
(X as in "Former") |
![](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-iBavrbQIUfY/TybzgxYv44I/AAAAAAAAAEw/KlvEHRXqA2I/s1600/SOURPUSS.jpg) |
"Sweet Pea?" I think not |
![](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-gsBbKJQkg3I/TybzcglxK-I/AAAAAAAAAEY/OmxdXEPjUfo/s1600/istomachyou.jpg) |
I used to heart U; Now I just stomach U. |
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